“you know, we haven’t done shots in a really long time.” “hey, you know who loves shots? jeff and lisa.” that was the conversation that gave birth to pure genius: shot night.
so what exactly is shot night? you see the post-its here on jeff and lisa’s cabinet? each post-it stands for a shot. the ones on the left were done by joe, jeff, and me. the ones on the right were done by lisa and sarah. consider each row a round, and when there’s a “branch” on the shot tree, that’s an individual player’s shot. that’s shot night. if you’re lucky, you’ll even name a new shot. jabull (pronounced “yay-bull”): jager + red bull. mmm…
allright, time for the stats:
the shots (and total number of each)
jabull: 17.5 red bull + vodka: 8 irish car bombs: 6 (more than a shot, duh) jager: 5 belve: 5 lemondrop: 5 vodka + livewire: 5 vodka + dew: 3 baby guinness: 2 baileys on the rocks: 2 (ok, it's not a shot) goldie: 2
joe: 13.5 sarah: 13.5 andrew: 12.5 jeff: 12.5 lisa: 9.5 matt: 2 (he had wine, too, don't worry)
total shots done: 63.5
and then we went out. yeah, that’s shot night. that’s badass.
i’m very depressed. no one, in an entire week, has commented on super pigeon. i have logs. i know you’re looking at it! does this rare moment, captured for all eternity, not make you fall down laughing like it did me?!?! this poor little guy sacrafices day in and day out, making sure the city is safe. the least you could do is send him some love. that’s all anyone is asking of you.
the internet is a wonderful thing.
here i am, sittin around without a tv, tryin to figure out how i’m going to get my daily dose of pop culture… enter mtv.com, full of all the crap i’ve been missing. and what’s more, i can actually watch videos, something normal MTV never let me do!!! sure, there was always MTV2 and MTV Hits and so on, but having on-demand access to it all just gives me a warm fuzzy feeling.
anyway, about the image here… i’ve been scouring around for live concert videos, and found justin timberlake, live in london, doing seniorita. it was broadcast on MTV, or at least that’s what i’m thinking based on the MTV/jt logo in the corner. these girls popped on the screen for a sec, and boom, a post photo was born. (plus, i wanted to give joe something pg-13 to look at while working.) i wonder if they knew the show was being broadcast? or perhaps the “i heart jt” shirts are just part of their normal concert outfits? either way, i’m thinking that london trip shouldn’t be too far off…
first, hella mad props to najim for this. and then a quick but sincere WTF to everyone else for not bringing this to my attention sooner. i mean, honestly… what did you think you were accomplishing by hiding this from me?!?!? no good can come from deceit, people. no good.
if you’re still in the dark despite these freeze frames here, i suppose i feel more sorry than anything else. check out benny benassi’s video: satisfaction. (just select your connection speed and be patient.) make sure you’re in a secluded environment, though, since the video features a bunch of models using power tools. really, that’s basically it. of course, they’re all hot, and have basically nothing on, so what more do you need? … … … … … … …sorry i had to go watch it again. and speaking of which, why are you still reading this?!?! the video awaits!!! go go go!!!!!!!