undecided? really?

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David Sedaris, on undecided voters in this election:

To put them in perspective, I think of being on an airplane. The flight attendant comes down the aisle with her food cart and, eventually, parks it beside my seat. "Can I interest you in the chicken?" she asks. "Or would you prefer the platter of shit with bits of broken glass in it?"

To be undecided in this election is to pause for a moment and then ask how the chicken is cooked.

(via The New Yorker via Gruber)

The Daily Show nailed it, too, with their "Undecided Focus Group" skit:

Please go vote, and for crap's sake, make up your mind!