remote encephalography my ass

April 25, 2004



jesus, alias has reached a new low.

on tonight’s episode the CIA needed to find someone but wasn’t having any luck. however they did have a brainwave scan spit out by a wooden box (don’t ask). no sooner than i asked myself “how the crap can you find someone using only a brainwave scan” did someone invent “remote encephalography.” yeah, remotely reading someone’s brainwaves. how remotely? from space.

seems the DoD had a project that built a satellite network for situations just like these, and by the time sloan had finished explaining the theory to sydney they’d already pinpointed the location. and by pinpointed i mean in chechnya, in a labor camp, under an alias, and in sector C. damn, that was fast.

ha. big freakin’ ha.